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Maude and Priscilla .... In The Park

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Two elderly ladies were sitting in Central park, NYC, feeling the warm Spring sunshine, talking when Maude asked Priscilla: “Is there anything you wanted to do that you never did?”
“Oh yes!” said Priscilla. “I always wanted to streak through the park, but never had the nerve to do so”!
Maude said: “Today is that day. We can go behind the bushes over there and take off our clothes and jog through this end of the park and get back and dressed before the police can show up.”
“Ooooh! I like that idea,” said Priscilla. “Let’s do it!”
After they got disrobed, they jogged out of the bushes and ran right past a couple of old guys, also sitting on a park bench a few yards away from where the ladies started.
One of the old guys said: “Did you see what I just saw?”
“Yeah --- I did” said the other. “What do you think it was all about?”
“Well, I dunnow what it was, but it sure needed ironing”.
 
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